Pity Me Pines-Picayune

Brewer wins right to market F**king beer: “A brewer has won his fight to market a beer named after the Austrian village of F**king. The Sun reported today European Union officials originally rejected the brand “F**king Hell beer” on the grounds that it contained a swear word. But after the brewery proved the village actually existed, officials were forced to back down. Brewery spokesman Stefan Fellenberg said: “In German the word for a lager beer is a Helles Beer, so we have also patented the name F**king Hell, which means lager from F**king of course. “I don’t understand why the patents office think of something else. They must have dirty minds.” The bizarre name is understood to come from a sixth century noble called Lord Focko, with ‘ing’ being old German for ‘family of’. The German pronunciation is different from the English.”